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Two zebras were debating, 'Were they black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?" So they went to see the King of the Jungle, Leo the Lion.
"Are we black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?", they asked.
The lion pondered the question and replied,
"You are what you are."
This confused the zebras, who sought clarification from the wise old Owl.
It means that you are white with black stripes", said the Owl, " otherwise he would have said, "Yo is what yo is'."
 

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