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All Ages
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While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr.
>Benson looked out the window.
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>"Good lord!" he screamed, "one of the engines just blew up!"
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>Other passengers left their seats and came running over;
>suddenly the aircraft was rocked by a second blast as yet
>another engine exploded on the other side.
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>The passengers were in a panic now, and even the
>stewardesses couldn't maintain order. Just then, standing
>tall and smiling confidently, the pilot strode from the cockpit
>and assured everyone that there was nothing to worry about.
>His words and his demeanor seemed made most of the
>passengers feel better, and they sat down as the pilot calmly
>walked to the door of the aircraft. There, he grabbed several
>packages from under the seats and began handing them to
>the flight attendants.
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>Each crew member attached the package to their backs.
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>"Say," spoke up an alert passenger, "aren't those
>parachutes?"
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>The pilot said they were.
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>The passenger went on, "But I thought you said there was
>nothing to worry about?"
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>"There isn't," replied the pilot as a third engine exploded.
>"We're going to get help."
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