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A grade-one teacher was welcoming her students back to school
after their summer vacation.

She said, "Now class, before we begin work, would anyone like to
share with the class anything interesting you may have done on
your summer holidays?"

Nobody voluntered so she said, "How about you Mary"?

Mary said, "Well, Miss it was my birthday in July and for my
birthday I received a Bow-Wow"

The teacher said, "Now Mary you are no longer in kindergarden,
you are a big girl now, you don't say bow wow you can say dog".

So Mary said, "It was my birthday in July and for my birthday I
received a dog".

The teacher than said, "How about you David"?

David said, " Miss, I went to visit a farm in August and at the
farm I saw a moo-moo".

The teacher said, "Now David you are no longer in kindergarden,
you are a big boy now so you don't say moo-moo, you say cow".

So David said "O.k Miss I went to visit a farm in August and I
saw a cow".

Johnny was waving his hand in anxious anticipation, saying "Miss,
Miss".

The teacher said,"Yes Johnny would you like to share something
with us?".

Johnny said, "Yes miss, I read a really good book over the
summer".

The teacher said, "Good, what was the name of the book"?

Johnny said, "WINNIE THE DUMP".
 

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