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Two elderly, lifelong friends and avid golf players were sitting on a park bench discussing the possibilities of life in the hereafter and Heaven. They agreed that the first one to pass on would try to contact the survivor.
A few months later, the eldest, John, died. His friend, Bill, was disconsolate, but a week after the funeral, he was awakened in the middle of the night by John, standing at the foot of his bed.

'Bill,' he said, 'I've got good news and bad news about Heaven. First the good news. The whole place is one tremendous golf course that changes every time you play it! The fairways are ideal, very few roughs, challenging bunkers, great food and drinks at the 19th hole, pretty ladies to date, palatial homes, and eternal youth!'

Bill got very excited. 'Great,' he replied, 'but what could possibly be the bad news?'

John said, 'You're due to tee up at 1:00 PM on Saturday.'
 

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