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George represented his country in wrestling at the Olympics and did really well...made his way right to the
gold medal round. To win the gold, all he had to do was fight a
large Russian guy (a real bear at 300lbs of muscle). The fight was
fierce. The Russian had George tied in knots. It was so painful
that most people, including George's trainers couldn't even watch.

All of a sudden George's trainers heard the crowd yelling GEORGE
GEORGE GEORGE. When they turned around there was the Russion
knocked out on the mat, and George was running towards them with a
gold medal around his neck. The trainers yelled, GEORGE WHAT
HAPPENED, HE HAD YOU.

Didn't he though smirked George with a grin. I though he had me to cos'
I was all tied up in knots. But then out of the corner of my eye
I spotted a big set of n*ts (ie. testicals). I was able to jerk up
and give them a big chomp.

GEEZE, said George, IT'S FUNNY THE STRENGTH YOU GET WHEN YOU CHEW
YOUR OWN N*TS
 

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