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Clinton Humor...

After all the fuss was over, Monica Lewinsky met a nice man and got married.

On the first night of the honeymoon, the newlyweds consummated their union.

Afterward, her husband turned to her with a smile and said, "Well, Monica, was that the best experience of your life?"

She thought a moment, then turned and with a wistful look answered, "Close, but no cigar."

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Hillary Clinton went in for her yearly checkup. When she was finished, she asked her gynecologist how things looked.

He said he was pleased and that she is in great shape but that she was pregnant!

She told the doctor there was no way, but he said that she most definitely was a month pregnant. Well, she stormed out of the office and went to the receptionist and took the phone and called the White House. When the operator answered she said that it was Hillary and that she wanted to talk to Bill right away.

Well, they rang the oval office and Bill answered. Hillary said, "Do you know what you did you rotten bastard? You got me pregnant!"

The president remained silent.

Again, Hillary screamed, "DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID, YOU ROTTEN BASTARD? YOU GOT ME PREGNANT!"

Bill finally answered, "Who is this?"
 

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