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A couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine
Sunday afternoon, and are watching the auctioning off of reproduction
bulls. The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be
auctioned off:

A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year.
The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, and comments: See! That was
more than 5 times a month!

The second bull is to be sold: Another fine specimen, this wonder
reproduced 120 times last year.
Again the wife bugs her husband: Hey, that's some 10 times a month.
What do YOU say to that?!
Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.

The third bull is up for sale: And this extraordinary specimen
reproduced 360 times last year!
The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells: That's once a day,
every day of the year! How about YOU?!

The husband was pretty irritated by now, and yells back: Sure, once a
day! But ask the announcer if they were all with the same cow!

 

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