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11. A soldier was given... Rating: 2.9 Class: All
      the job of hunting for buffalo. To help him, he hired an Indian Scout. The ...
 
12. A guy walks into... Rating: 3.3 Class: Adult
      a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey ...
 
13. Two old ladies were... Rating: 3.0 Class: All
      looking at the giraffe in an enclosure at the Zoo. It's arse was at the eye ...
 
14. A city feller who... Rating: 2.7 Class: All
      didn't know the front end of a goat from a magnolia bush was watching his ...
 
15. This guy goes to... Rating: 3.0 Class: All
      a pet shop to buy a parrot. There he sees a parrot with a red string tied to its ...
 
16. A farmer buys several... Rating: 3.5 Class: Adult
      pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc.... After several weeks, he ...
 
17. A bear and a rabbit... Rating: 3.1 Class: All
      were having a shit in the woods. The bear says to the rabbit "Don't you ...
 
18. Two neighbors had... Rating: 2.7 Class: All
      been fighting each other for years. Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use ...
 
19. There's a guy with... Rating: 3.1 Class: All
      a Doberman Pinscher and a guy with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman ...
 
20. A female elephant... Rating: 3.1 Class: Adult
      had a thorn in her foot. She saw a passing monkey and said, "If you take ...
 

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